So, since the family units are moving there before the end of the year, and when confronted with the alarm that is most people's response to "We're moving to Texas" they seem, well, baffled, I'm going to start compiling a list of reasons why the place sucks. I will, therefore, be messing with Texas.
In no particular order:
1) Voters Reject White Settlement Name Change
1a) The fact that the story's lead (from NBC in Dallas/Fort Worth) is: "Residents held on to their heritage Tuesday night and voted against changing their town name to West Settlement, despite proponents' arguments that the name has racial connotations."
That's right! Heritage above all! I'm all in support for Cracker, Minnesota. And Honkytown, Illinois works, too.
2) Texas Voters Approve Ban on Gay Marriage
Unconstitutional assholes.
Continuing....
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